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Cheese Marijuana

Original price was: $600.Current price is: $550.

Cheese (globally recognized across pharmacopoeias and clinical programs as UK Cheese or Exodus Cheese) is an iconic heritage hybrid cultivar originally selected as an exceptional, high-terpene phenotype of Skunk #1. Cultivated under strict GACP standards and finalized in EU-GMP certified post-harvest cleanrooms, it is famous for its distinctive savory aromatic profile of aged cheddar, pungent skunk, and damp earth. Offering a stable, balanced cannabinoid expression, every lot is fully verified through ISO 17025 accredited pharmacopoeial testing.

  • Genetics & Classification: Balanced Hybrid (~60% Indica / 40% Sativa)

  • THC / CBD Concentration: 18.0% – 24.0% THC | < 1.0% CBD

  • Terpene Profile: Beta-Caryophyllene, Beta-Myrcene, Alpha-Pinene, Alpha-Humulene

  • Compliance Status: GACP Cultivated | EU-GMP Certified | Ph. Eur. Compliant

 

Originating in the United Kingdom during the late 1980s via the legendary Exodus collective, Cheese emerged from a rare, pungent phenotypic mutation of Sensi Seeds’ Skunk #1 (Afghani × Colombian Gold × Acapulco Gold). Revered for its pungent sulfurous compounds and intense secondary metabolites, the cut was preserved and stabilized through generations of clonal propagation to maintain its unmistakable savory flavor and consistent therapeutic efficacy.

Grown in cutting-edge indoor horticultural suites complying with GACP methodologies, environmental conditions are managed to maximize resin gland production and protect against fungal spore colonization. In regulated European medical cannabis markets—notably Germany under the CanG regulatory framework, the UK, and Poland—Cheese remains widely prescribed for chronic neuropathic pain, gastrointestinal inflammation, appetite stimulation, and tension-related stress.

Technical Specifications & Certificate of Analysis (CoA)

Specification Standard / Analytical Value
Cultivar Lineage Skunk #1 Phenotype (Afghani × Colombian Gold × Acapulco Gold)
Botanical Classification Indica-dominant / Balanced Hybrid (~60/40)
THC Potency 18.0% – 24.0% w/w
CBD Potency < 1.0% w/w
Minor Cannabinoids CBG (0.8% – 1.6%), CBC (< 0.5%), CBN (< 0.2%)
Primary Terpenes Beta-Caryophyllene, Beta-Myrcene, Alpha-Pinene, Alpha-Humulene
Total Terpene Content 2.0% – 3.5% dry weight
Moisture Content 8.0% – 12.0% (Ph. Eur. 2.2.32)
Treatment / Decontamination Beta-Irradiated / E-Beam / Non-Irradiated lots available
Cultivation Standard GACP (Good Agricultural and Collection Practice)
Manufacturing Standard EU-GMP (Good Manufacturing Practice Part I & II)
Pharmacopoeial Monograph European Pharmacopoeia (Ph. Eur.) Monograph 3028

Sensory & Terpene Profile Breakdown

  • Aged Cheddar & Tangy Dairy: Driven by a rare combination of volatile volatile sulfur compounds (VSCs), isovaleric acid derivatives, and concentrated Caryophyllene, releasing a sharp, pungent aged cheese aroma.

  • Musky Skunk & Damp Earth: Beta-Myrcene and Humulene provide an intense, skunky forest-floor and musky backbone that defines classic old-school Skunk cultivars.

  • Herbal Pine & Warm Pepper: A subtle undercurrent of Alpha-Pinene and spice adds crisp freshness to the palate upon thermal vaporization.

  • Visual Morphology: Dense, conical olive-green flowers with vivid fluorescent lime highlights, thick ochre-orange pistils, and an abundant crystalline coating of bulbous trichome heads.

European Compliance, Quality Assurance & Distribution

  • EU-GMP Quality Assurance: Cured, hand-trimmed, and sealed in validated cleanrooms certified under EU-GMP parameters, ensuring full batch uniformity and zero external adulterants.

  • Accredited Laboratory Testing: Fully analyzed by independent ISO/IEC 17025 accredited laboratories in line with Ph. Eur. Chapter 5.1.8, certifying the absence of heavy metals (cadmium, lead, mercury, arsenic), agrochemical residues, mycotoxins, and microbial contaminants.

  • Schengen Cross-Border Logistics: Supported by comprehensive compliance documentation, including Wholesale Distribution Authorizations (WDA), Active Pharmaceutical Ingredient (API) release files, and validated bilateral import/export narcotics certificates.

  • Pharmaceutical Packaging: Delivered in light-blocking, child-resistant, nitrogen-flushed pharmaceutical-grade pouches or rigid amber jars fitted with calibrated 62% humidity regulators to protect fragile monoterpenes during transit.

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